Sunday, December 22, 2013

Almond Pound Cake

In our small circle, my wife and I are the Lennon & McCartney of almond pound cakes, that is, we both bake them, we both share them with mutual and different acquaintances, and we kind of share the credit, sometimes taking it if the other has baked it (throughout their career as Beatles, John and Paul agreed under contract to share the credit of each of their songs, no matter how involved the other might have been in its composition; that is why we see both their names associated with the almost exclusively Paul "Yesterday" and the almost exclusively John "A Day in the Life"). We bake a lot of almond pound cakes. One Christmas season not so long ago, we baked almost thirty within a one-week range of time. We began giving them to people as a show of good feeling, and, as we have grown to know more people, the list expands. There have been a couple of years where we have fallen off production, such as the 2012 let's-make-sure-Alan-doesn't-relapse-into-the-Thanksgiving-pneumonia period, but the production has been fairly consistent over time.

We use a recipe that we found in the Southern Living Annual 1990 Cookbook, with some variations. I am happy to share the recipe, by the way, but I would prefer not to post it here and incur the wrath of Time-Warner Communications. Let's just say that it is a rich recipe, calling for five eggs, three cups of sugar, and some obvious, tasty ingredients such as vanilla and almond extracts. In fact, the recipe in the book is for a lemon pound cake, and we adapted it in a successful attempt to replicate a recipe that my mother "followed" when I was a boy. I say "followed" because there lies the difference in how BetterHalf and I approach baking these cakes. When I say that she does not care to watch me do it, I think that I relate the root of the difference.

BetterHalf approaches baking these cakes as a romantic scientist, and I approach baking them as a pragmatic artist. I understand that it looks as if I have my modifiers wrong, but she loves the idea of the recipe. I don't mean to suggest that she is hidebound by it, but she likes to follow it. She likes the process--I don't blame the cooking shows on television for all of this tendency, but when she decides to try a recipe, every ingredient gets measured and placed in its own dish, she follows the order of procedure in the recipe, and that first attempt's success weighs on her careful execution of those descriptions. It's as if she is attempting to replicate a lab experiment, which she is, in a way, and she will tinker with the experiment in subsequent attempts. That first time, though, measures her success in how well she can do what the book says.

I, on the other hand, want the cake, and I tend to cut corners a bit, because I am also one who is concerned about cleaning up while preparing the recipe. So, for example, rather than put the milk, the almond extract, and the vanilla abstract in separate containers, to add them all later, I just put all the liquid ingredients in one measuring cup. Rather than soften butter, I melt it to speed mixing later, and I melt it in the same vessel I will blend in. I see myself as cutting time and work in order to concentrate on getting a tasty cake out of the effort. Did I put in too much vanilla? A drop won't make a difference, and, if I miscounted the eggs and put in an extra one, so be it. That kind of approach drives BetterHalf nuts.

But the cakes always turn out tasty, and I look forward to my diet cheat days when I can eat more than just the slightest taste. However, I imagine that now some cake recipients will want to know who actually put which cake together. Look and see how the almonds are arranged on the top. I discovered a couple of years ago that if I missed a spot in preparing the pan, I could put an almond over the missed spot to help prevent sticking. The side effect was the delicious taste of a roasted almond in a random slice of cake. If you see a cake with almonds clustered at random, that's probably one I put together. BetterHalf will have hers evenly spaced, all the way around.

Monday, April 15, 2013

I Know Someone Who Has Fantasies of Committing Suicide

My background has led to my having relationships with gun fetishists. I am not talking about regular gun owners, the ones who own a pistol for protection and/or rifles for hunting. I am talking about the people who yearn for semi-automatic weapons, who relish their prerogative to own one hundred-round magazines, who pack gun stores every time our president says something about gun control, who, in spite of their having sent their children to public schools and universities, having received treatment in clinics and hospitals subsidized by the government, and having enjoyed the protection of forces ranging from military troops and federal agents to local police, firefighters, and rescue workers, who pay lower fuel prices because of government subsidies and drive on roads built and maintained by that same government, who eat government-subsidized foods, who live and work in companies, factories, and communities of people who also have benefited from these same programs, consider themselves "libertarians." They believe in their hearts that the federal government wants weapons to be registered so that one dark day the government will show up and take their weapons away, so they buy more weapons than they could possibly fire off in an attack and so much ammo that they have serious storage problems. They imagine that someday they will be taking a stand somewhere and will kill off as many of those government troops as they possibly can. If they pursue their fantasy long enough, they imagine that they will die valiantly, their weapons clutched in their cold, dead hands, just as Charlton Heston, the Moses portrayer turned National Rifle Association president, claimed would be necessary to get his guns away from him.

In sum, they dream of committing murder-suicide, except that rather than turning their weapons on themselves, they will be committing suicide by proxy, making it necessary for a marksman to take them down in the midst of their defending their liberty to have the potential to kill people.

Of course, they do not necessarily follow their imagined scenario to its logical conclusion. These folks to a person tell me that mentally ill people should not have access to firearms. But they, unlike the great majority of the members of our American community, are opposed to background checks. They dislike the idea that people who take some medications should be denied access to guns. They hate "big government," and they to a person hate "socialized medicine" (even the ones who are on Social Security, receive disability payments, and get treatment from the Veterans Administration), but they apparently have no idea how people are supposed to afford treating the mentally ill. They do not want mentally ill people to get guns, but they are opposed to every conceivable step one can take to prevent the ill from getting those guns.

These people trouble me. There are so many of them that they appear to be "normal," a significant, vocal portion of the demographic that we have to accept as neighbors, that our elected officials have to court as constituents. They intend to do harm. They feel committed to the idea that, under specific circumstances, they will do harm. They do not intend to live long enough to see the consequences of that harm.

At least we agree that mentally ill people should have restricted access to firearms.

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Next Big Thing Blog Hop



“The Next Big Thing” is a blog hop where writers around the world share what they’re working on by responding to the same ten questions. Linda Parsons Marion invited me to participate, and you can read her post on Facebook. I’m tagging Sylvia Woods, Georgia Green Stamper, and Dan Westover for next week.

What is the working title of your book?

I am likely to title it In the Backhoe’s Shadow, which is a line from my poem, “Jones Valley,” first published in Louisiana Literature. In the poem, the speaker notices the gravediggers who wait in the backhoe’s shadow for the mourners to leave a new grave and briefly envies their sense of routine while others suffer such loss.

Where did the idea come from for the book?

This collection of poems comes from my growing awareness of generational shifts as I have become middle-aged, seeing the effects of time not only on my parents and children, but also on standards of value and standards of living. I have become more aware of how notions of family and tradition have changed in the past few decades, and, prompted by some family experiences, I hope to preserve sense of belonging. I am also, I admit, trying to figure out explanations for odd pieces of experience. “Mandolin,” first appearing in The Connecticut Review, came from my learning at fifty that my maternal grandmother insisted that her new husband stop playing his mandolin once they got married. I was astounded by that information; everyone had always encouraged me and my brother to learn to play music, as my wife and I have encouraged our children. Since my grandmother passed away many years ago, I of course could not ask her why she banished the mandolin; however, I pondered reasons for a long time and came up with some explanations, mostly centered around a young wife who believes her husband sings about experiences he yearns to have. I’ll never know my grandmother’s true reasons, of course, but I benefited from considering possible reasons.

I also started mandolin lessons pretty soon afterwards.

I think I am likely to face a couple of uncomfortable reactions to some of these poems, though. In some cases, for the sake of the poem, I have fudged on facts a bit and will have to plead “poetic license.”

Another situation that may crop up will come from my mixing completely fictional first-person narratives in with the more autobiographical material, some of it scandalous, so I am expecting interesting conversations in future family reunions.

What genre does your book fall under?

Poetry, with a mix of lyric and narrative pieces—

Which characters would you choose to play your characters in a movie rendition?

I wish I could tell you that Tim Robbins would be perfect to play me, but mirrors have insisted over the years that either Michael J. Pollard (Bonnie and Clyde) or Eraserhead-era Jack Nance would have much closer physical resemblance. I think I would want Atticus Finch to consult with Sheriff Taylor in Mayberry, and go for that feel as long as the film can sustain it. Finch could use some of the relief, and Taylor could use some of the help.

What is the one-sentence synopsis of your book?

I was listening that whole time, but I’m still trying to understand.

Will your book be self-published or represented by an agency?

I have not started sending this manuscript out yet. I am new to the idea of publishing a creative volume, more accustomed to submitting single pieces to journals; my book publication experience has been with academic texts, and I am not certain how that experience will translate. The great majority of these poems will have been published in various journals. This collection will be my first book-length creative manuscript submission.

How long did it take you to write the first draft of your manuscript?

It has taken a bit over three years so far. I have been balancing creative writing with academic and scholarly writing, presenting papers, and publishing essays. My co-editor Roxanne Harde and I have a collection of essays, Walking the Line: Country Music Lyricists and American Culture, coming out later this year, and preparing that volume has taken a lot of concentration and energy. I do not know what it would be like to have the liberty to focus on creative writing alone. So, I’ve been piecing this manuscript together for quite a while.

What other books would you compare this story to within your genre?

Most of these poems describe ordinary circumstances that carry emotional resonance not obvious in the immediate experience, so the content would compare to any number of works.

Who or what inspired you to write this book?

As I have mentioned before, questions about family and tradition have prompted many of these poems. I confess that a couple are a product of useful eavesdropping, but I have an immediate tie, either through personal experience or through having integrated family stories, to the situations in most of the poems. Of course, saying that any of it “really” happened is another matter. This volume is not a family history so much as an exploration of family and its meaning—I incorporate family to illustrate, not to define.

Regarding the writing itself, part of what happened was in spring 2008 I was at a scholarly conference and met someone who had been serving as associate dean at another university, and, when she learned that I had just gotten a similar appointment, she said that I “would never get anything written.” I took that comment hard, because I was still teaching and working on some projects. Her comment strengthened my resolve that I would continue writing as much as I could. Then, that fall, Jesse Graves joined our faculty at ETSU, and Dan Westover joined us in 2010. I cannot express how appreciative I have been of the catalyst these two have been to my writing, with the encouragement that they have offered and continue to offer. As I completed a book project, I was beginning creative writing again after a long fallow period, and I have regained a feeling of needing to write. I also began attending conferences that concentrated on writing (I have attended every Mountain Heritage Literary Festival at Lincoln Memorial University, for example), and I have come to recognize writing as a community activity. The generosity offered by these folks can be overwhelming at times, just overwhelming.

What else about your book might pique the reader’s interest?

On the submissions page for Appalachian Heritage, George Brosi expresses editorial preferences like so: “Please spare us the 'Papaw Was Perfect' poetry and the 'Mamaw Moved Mountains' manuscripts.” My work is not nostalgic, romantic, or sentimental, although I hope it does convey feeling and thoughtfulness, with a bit of mischief thrown in.


Coming up next, week, look forward to hearing from Sylvia Woods, Georgia Green Stamper, and Dan Westover. Thanks for reading!